At her own engagement party, Susanna is cornered by her handsy boss Sal, owner of the Café Momus, a singing waiter restaurant in South Philadelphia. Its bartender, her fiancé Tony Figs, would rather keep the peace. But Susanna and Sal's long-suffering wife Regina have other ideas, and by wedding day the whole crew of aria-belting waiters has been swept into a scheme to teach Sal a lesson once and for all.

The Marriage of Tony Figs, a contemporary adaptation of Mozart's The Marriage of Figaro, is an effervescent celebration of the joys and tribulations of opera and song, of Philadelphia, and especially of the often abused but ultimately triumphant power of love.

Publisher: Sagging Meniscus Press
Publication Date: April 20, 2027